In any sort of good conscience I cannot recommend the website (thingsmyboyfriendsays.com) based on the fact that you would get fired (or at least written up) for viewing it at work. Basically this girl and her boyfriend live together and she has taken quotes of his and put it up on the web. Again, this is my warning that if you choose to go there I only provided the warning and the weblink, what you do with this information is your own buisness. I did however think of your young eyes and really, these are the best ones. Enjoy!
E's financial planning.
"You shouldn't buy me things. Save your money for unicorn rides or whatever it is girls spend money on."
me: It's my birthday soon. You'd better get me something pretty.
e: I'll get ME something pretty, and you can play with it.
It ain't over.
While watching Luciano Pavarotti on television:
"Is he wearing a cape? Aah, the fat guy outfit par excellence."
On his first million.
me: So you're going to buy me a pony, right? e: No, I'm going to buy ME a pony. Made of gold. With rockets. me: And then with the rest you're going to buy me a pony, right?
e: I don't think there will be anything left after I get my gold rocket horse
The best things are said while lying in bed.
"Know what I love about you? No, love's the wrong word. Know what I HATE about you?"
Explaining what my problem is.
"A small part of you is made of RETARD
me: I think my boobs are getting bigger. It must be all those bovine hormones you've been stirring into my food.
e: Yes. I got them off the internet. From biguns.com.
me: So you're all right with vegan bread? e: I wasn't aware that there were any animals in bread, unless grain has become a form of life that must suddenly be preserved. me: I'm going to make you a meal that's nothing but vegan bread, yellow mustard and flat Coke. e: Why don't you just cut off my thumbs and call it a complete evening