This actual conversation took place at work, oh yes, it did.
(In refering to a news of the wierd posting of an English woman who got married to a dolphin. Seriously, a dolphin.)
Mauricus-"Only white people marry dolphins, you may say thats racist, but I can back it up. Look at New Orleans, the biggest thing of water we get into is a pool."
there are some days I really love my job.